Yo Mommaship so fat

[Redscare]

Yo mommaship so fat that I sent a bunch of cracklings at her and she asked for a beer to go with them

[Dalcyon]

You really wanna do this?

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat I didn't need Force Fields to block your Zealots.

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

[Rilgon]

Yo mommaship so ugly people paid 400/400 to warp her away

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat that when she warped in she got stuck

[Redscare]

Yo mommaship so ugly they had to add a confirmation box to Mass Recall.

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so trashy she doesn't attack Roaches.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat the Ultralisk said "DAYUM!"

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she made Jim Raynor say "That's no moon!"

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in.

:(

[Oseven]

Your mommaship so slow, she gets kited by overlords

[Sapph]

Yo mommaship so fat she lost 1 point of acceleration.

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

[Rilgon]

yo mommaship so fat her shields got weaker by trying to cover her fat ass

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she no longer fits in the wormhole.

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat, she uses "Mass Recall" to get more food from the fridge.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat she couldn't avoid the nerfbat. 7 times.

[Oseven]

this thread delivers

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat, her "shields" are made out of chicken bones and paper plates.

[Oseven]

Your mommaship so slow, she needs chrono boost to cast mass recall.

[Bibdy]

Your Mommaship so fat, Toyota did a (mass) recall on the brakes, but determined the problem wasn't a brake failure.

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat, Vortex doesn't affect her.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so fat she got three interceptors stuck in her bellybutton.

[Redscare]

Yo mommaship so lazy that it takes her almost 3 minutes to be instantly teleported.

[Rilgon]

Yo mommaship so dumb she forgot to fire two of her guns

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she put the mass in mas recall

[Oseven]

Your mommaship so hairy, her very presence scrubs fungal spores from your units.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship such a floozy, she took 10 marines at once and still had energy left.

[Eliyah]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

Winner

[Redscare]

Yo mommaship such a floozy, she took 10 marines at once and still had energy left.

Yo mommaship such a floozy, she took 10 marines in her vortex and still had energy left.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so stinky even roaches run away from her.

[Tehschoolbus]

this thread delivers
+1

[Eliyah]

Yo mommaship so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mommaship so fat she cant play at hide&goseek.

YO mommaship so fat you can't see shes supported by Colussus legs.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so lazy it takes 400 gas just to get her out of the house.

Yo mommaship so fat that when she died Johnny Depp burnt down her house.

[Flowers]

Yo Mommaship's so trashy she doesn't attack Roaches.

LOL

[Slimey]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, she has to pay for an extra seat on the Shuttle.

[Nozze]

I approve of this thread. Keep them coming XD

[quantum]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she made Jim Raynor say "That's no moon!"


BAHAHAHAHA Win

[Kyoun]

Your mommaship is so fat - the Zerg Overmind said "DAYYMMMM I wanna hit sum of that!!!11!1one"

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat when she sits around the base, she sits AROUND the base.

[Shurimpu]

Yo Mommaship so massive, she takes an extra 10 damage from Corrupters.

[Dross]

Yo mommaship is so fat, the map can only hold one per player.

[Falco]

Yo Mommaship so fat her BMI index is 1337

[Adeptus]

Yo Mommaship so fat shes the only unit enemies can see.

[Latroc]

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

This is my favorite

[Hulkbot]

Yo mommaship so loose she sucked my entire T3 zerg army into her vortex and said "are they in yet?"


Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.


Yo mammaship so dumb she tripped over an Energy Field.

[Bibdy]

Your Mommaship so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.

[Tallondri]

Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.




This is the winner!

[Rilgon]

Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[Hulkbot]

yaay!

[Thugnificent]

Yo mommaship so fat it takes 200 apm to move her

[Sizro]

OOOH YO MOMMASHIP FIGHT!



Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.




Winner right here.

[Rilgon]

Yo mommaship so stupid, when someone asked her to Mass Recall, she said "I ain't Sharon Stone!"

[Ezra]

Yo mommaship so fat, your probe can't build there. Anywhere.

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she ate my supply depot

[Sizro]

Yo Mommaship so dumb she massed Roaches and still lost the game.

[Doubleu]

Yo Mommaship so lame, blizzard remove her from the game.

[Hulkbot]

It would be so, so cool if a blue contributed to this thread. And if it was funny.


Give it a whirl, blue!

[Shurimpu]

Yo Mommaship so lame, she's a slow arbiter without Stasis Field.

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza

[Redscare]

before I go to bed

http://i49.tinypic.com/2niz9cp.jpg

[Sydarm]

Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in.

:(


i just lol'ed so hard

[Jrange]

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

That is awesome.

Carry on.

[Tony]

Mommaship is so fat that Blizzard figured they would try to hide it with a new "ability". What the players don't all realize is that you don't need to use "Mass Recall" because wherever your units are there Mommaship be!

[Dabladeroden]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she dies she turns into a black hole.

[Ghozt]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she dies she turns into a black hole.

Yo Mommaship so fat, she is the new Aiur.

[Oseven]

yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza

God I love this one.

Yo mommaship so slow, she runs out of energy to chrono boost the kitchen by the time she gets there.

[Slimey]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, when Kerrigan tried to breed the Hybrid race even Ultralisks said "Aww hell naaah".

[Joshsuth]

Yo Mommaship's so fat AND stupid, she started eating pylons for snacks.

[Hulkbot]

Yo Mommaship's so fat AND stupid, she started eating pylons for snacks.

and then she was like "We require additional ketchupz"


amirite??

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat that when she uses Mass Recall, your units are still where you left them.

[Hulkbot]

before I go to bed

http://i49.tinypic.com/2niz9cp.jpg

I needed something like this, thank you.

Nothing like beta jokes.

[Sizro]

before I go to bed

http://i49.tinypic.com/2niz9cp.jpg

That is now my new desktop background.

[Rilgon]

Your mommaship is so fat, she doesn't have to spend energy to create a black hole, she just has to sit down.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King.

[Wizbeski]

Yo mommaship so fat, you must construct additional pylons.

Always.

AND SPAWN MOAR OVERLAWRDS!

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat she burns all her energy by turning around.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat they named the Planet Cracker after her farts.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so dumb she won't answer the phone during a psi storm.

[Mut]

Yo Mommaship so fat that when she uses Mass Recall, your units are still where you left them.

Subtle win here.

[Seksi]

Yo mommaship so fat, God said "let there be light," and Chuck Norris pushed her out of the way.

[Cokesplash]

I LOL'ed

[Gobus]

Yo Mammaship so fat it wont move unless you target a McDonalds.

[Nick]

Yo mommaship was so fat that she had to lose weight so multiple mommaships could be summoned at once, but then she used mass recall and now shes too fat again :(

[Brian]

Yo Mommaship so fat a flying Command Center tried to mount her.

[Bogo]

Your mothership is so fat that it is obese.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Aiur orbits HER.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so fat she thinks Blizzard is one of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale read "OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!"

[Bibdy]

Yo mommaship so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale read "OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!"

Hahahaha

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so stupid, she wears SPF-15 to protect against Void Rays.

Edit: I know you've seen this thread, Avarius! Give us your best yo mommaship joke.

[Dramble]

Yo Mommaship so fat she tried to cloak herself but it tore

[Rebelfist]

This thread is win.

Yo Mommaship so fat you don't need assimilators, because she supplies all the gas you could possibly need.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so nasty probes mine the minerals under her toenails.

[Kranden]

Yo Mommaship is so fat that she requires every pylon on Aiur to be built.

[Sizro]

This thread is win.

Yo Mommaship so fat you don't need assimilators, because she supplies all the gas you could possibly need.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Bibdy]

Yo mommaship so stupid she thought High Templar were pot dealers.

[Cmmdrkeph]

Yo mammaship so fat, carriers move faster than she does.

Yo mammaship so fat, it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her.

Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn.

Yo mammaship so ugly, she blinds detectors.

[Madsushi]

Yo mammaship so fat, she sat on an Ultralisk and Zerglings came out.

[Kranden]

Yo Mommaship so fat her shields cover the entire map.

[Sizro]

In Soviet Russia, Yo Mommaship jokes about you.

[Bogo]

Yo mommaship so fat, you must construct additional pylons.

[Kindread]

Yo Mommaship so dumb she tried to pick up a Roach and smoke it.




Yo Mommaship so dumb she thinks that the Ghost Academy is where Casper lives.




Yo Mommaship so fat instead of having tapeworms she has Nydus Worms.




Yo Mommaship so dumb she thinks that the Galápagos Islands are in the Evolution Chamber.

[Bibdy]

Yo mommaship so nasty, even infested Terrans say no.

[Hulkbot]

I have not yet seen a starcraft thread full of so much win. I believe this is historical.


ps

yo mommaship so fat she's considered an expansion

yo mommaship so dumb she thought "Cerebrate" was another term for virgin

yo mommaship so dumb she wanted to visit Kerrigan for a new cutlery set.



(edit: because the term celibate)
(edit: because she's the Queen of Blades)

I stretch too far :(

[Luckishot]

Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn.

Best one yet. Keep them coming!

[Kranden]

Yo Mommaship so fat her speed is listed as hell no

[Nolnemesis]

yo mommahip so fat she hit wormhole transit and got stuck on both sides.

yo mommaship so fat they fit Dalaraan inside her.

[Clutch]

Yo mommaship so fat, God said "let there be light," and Chuck Norris pushed her out of the way.
Wow! Two for one

[Beazy]

yo mommaships so fat she needed a crane and AMBALAMPS to get her dead ass out of the house.

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.

[Viscosity]

Yo Mommaship so fat, even your carriers flew away.

[Darthjiggles]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.

This is up there as one of my favorites

Yo Mommaship so fat, she takes up the entire control group.

[Redscare]

I give you, the collection

http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23yomommaship

[Redscare]

also again for page 6
http://i49.tinypic.com/2niz9cp.jpg

[Rebelfist]

I give you, the collection

http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23yomommaship

That's awesome dude! I would be sad if these were somehow lost (although I imagine this thread is going to be on the front page for a long time...)

also glad that my joke made your list ;)

[Cmmdrkeph]

yo mommaship so dumb she thought "Cerebrate" was another term for virgin


I love it. lmao.

Also: Yo mammaship so fat, she can be focus-fired from anywhere on the planet.

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship is so dumb, someone set us up the bomb. All your base are belong to us. Make your time. Ha ha ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

[Hulkbot]

Yo Mommaship is so dumb, someone sent us up the bomb. All your base are belong to us. Make your time.

*wince*

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, she is OVER 9000!

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she has a bucket!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BananaFish/IHasaBucket.png

[Avarius]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

[Divine]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

nooo not the blue too!

[Shurimpu]

Enter Blue. Thread is officially epic.

Yo Mommaship so skanky, she spawns broodlings when she wipes.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she thinks Zealot is pronounced ZEE-LOT

(Oh, I went there with that last one)

[Lagorathia]

ooooh looooool

[Lazz]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

LMAOOOO

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout. We are not worthy.

[Redscare]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

first starcraft 2 meme officially canonized

[Frame]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout. LMAO :) nice one.

[Istari]

Yo Mommaship so fat she used Chrono Boost to speed up the pizza delivery.

[Hulkbot]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

YESSSSSSS!

Oh god please make yo mommaship jokes an easter egg in the game. OH PLEASE BLIZZ!!!

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

Man, that one is so good you just know they had like 4 guys in the office brainstorming that one.

[Wobahs]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

I'm quoting the Blizzard employee! I'm special!

[Redscare]

Dustin Browder says:

Yo Mommaship so fat, I know I designed her that way ;)

[Slimey]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, she literally ate Reavers into extinction.

[Nethaera]

Man, that one is so good you just know they had like 4 guys in the office brainstorming that one.

It was just one very smart one.

[Redscare]

the candle speaks wisdom

[Dramble]

Yo mommaship so fat she always requires additional pylons

Yo mommaship so fat 6 thors were sucked in to her gravitational pull

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she's on the yellow team people think she's the Sun.

[Deviant]

Yo mommaship so fat 6 thors were sucked in to her gravitational pull


Yo mommaship so fat she IS the gravitational pull.

[Cmmdrkeph]

Yo mommaship so nasty, she has roaches instead of crabs.

[Calnos]

Yo Mamaship so fat, even blues know it.

[Bornakk]

Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

[Hulkbot]

Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

NICE omfg.

[Avarius]

Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".

[Darthjiggles]

I think this sums this up very well...
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8890/poster69001908.jpg

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat she needs shields just to keep it tucked in.

[Sizro]

I second the Yo Mommaship-in-game reference. Make it the title of a hidden campaign map or something.

Edit: Even better idea! Add it as one of the Mothership flavor texts when you click the same unit over and over!

[Hulkbot]

I second the Yo Mommaship-in-game reference. Make it the title of a hidden campaign map or something.

Edit: Even better idea! Add it as one of the Mothership flavor texts when you click the same unit over and over!

haha, man, that calm and omnipresent voice being like "I'm so dumb i tripped over an energy field" or some crap.

i would love it forever.

I think this sums this up very well...
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8890/poster69001908.jpg

That's a good poster but the OP was clearly 2/26/10, I dunno if your headline makes as much sense.

[Hulkbot]

accidental double post :(

[Sizro]

haha, man, that calm and omnipresent voice being like "I'm so dumb i tripped over an energy field" or some crap.

i would love it forever.


Or something like "I'm not fat...I just have an excess of Psi..."

[Darthjiggles]

Yeah.. totally looked at the wrong time stamp >.>

[Hatch]

Yo mommaship is so fat she hides everything under her.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought the critters were part of her Atkins diet. That's why can't find them.

[Lagorathia]

yo mommaship so fat, after they warped her in, they had to post a 'weight must not exceed' sign on the nexus so they wouldn't almost break the space time continuum again.

[Humongus]

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought Nutrisystem was part of the zerg homeworld and ate it.

[Roirrawa]

posting in epic thread.

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she doesnt need a Planet Cracker!

[Archerofaiur]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she is a fat arbiter and everybody realizes it but for some reason Blizzard still has her in the game!

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she's phat.

[Atralian]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she doesnt need a Planet Cracker!

Yo Mommaship so fat, she IS the planet cracker.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so fat her rear-end is considered a high-yield vespene geyser.

[Omegaman]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she enters the nydus canal, planetary cracking occurs.

[Luckishot]

Yo mommaship so dumb when I played her in melee I said "GL HF." She said "poweroverwhelming".

Yo mommaship so fat she's spending all of beta on a diet so that she can fit on the disk for release.

[Archerofaiur]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she IS the planet cracker.

All you need is a comma and this will be the best one yet.

[Thedoctor]

Yo Mommaship so ugly that Blizzard hid from her for 10 years.

[Talila]

Yo Mommaship so fat her burps cause terrible terrible damage.

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".This one isn't getting enough love.

[Grizza]

Yo mommaship so fat she thought the planet cracker was really just a big cracker.

[Redscare]

the captain of yo mommaship
http://i47.tinypic.com/2n8ynv8.jpg

[Shadowcleave]

Yo mommaship so fat she returned her Fleet Beacon when she realized it was not "Fleet Bacon"

[Rebelfist]

I love that we've got a bunch of Blizz employees posting in here now.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she called the police when Stalkers followed her around

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat she became the centre of the beta forums.

[Gangstaj]

Yo mommaship so fat, She is a ground unit and leaves a trail of creep in her wake

[Cevo]

Yo mommaship so fat, her hotkey is fork

[Oseven]

Yo mommaship so deaf, she poos whenever you give her shift commands.

[Slimey]

Yo mommaship is so fat, when she lowers a supply depot it ain't gettin back up.

[Krios]

Yo Mommaship so fat she's already at the other end of her patrol route.

[Calnos]

Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".

That's it, I demand a "Yo Mommaship" Achievement. I don't know what you have to do for it, but I demand it!

[Jcoby]

Yo Mommaship's so fat, she doesn't really cloak units, they are just hidden in her FUPA.

[Bibdy]

Yo mommaship so fat she entered a Nydus Canal and it choked.

[Hawk]

Yo Mommaship so fat, they had to take away her warp in ability so she could lose weight.

[Dramble]

Yo Mommaship so fat she can hold up to 8 carriers

[Vonhenry]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she called the police when Stalkers followed her around

You are all brilliant, there are a lot of good one's, but THIS one just takes it. I am still LOLing!

[Dramble]

Yo Mommaship so fat when she delayed the release of beta 3 weeks because they had to upload her.

[Tribe]

Blizzard just owns at everything, even the Yo Mommaship joke thread!

[Reaper]

Yo mommaship so dumb AND fat she tried to find the cow level to get her BBQ on.

[Azureflames]

Yo mommaship so dumb AND fat she tried to find the cow level to get her BBQ on.

Yo mommaship so fat there is no cow level.

[Joneleth]

Yo mommaship so fat she ate all my Planet Crackers T_T

[Rebelfist]

Yo mommaship so fat there is no cow level.

Because she ate all of it?

[Terranozergu]

You Mommaship so fat, she takes 8 supply from all players in the game.

You Mommaship so nasty, she leaves a trail of creep when she moves.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship is so dumb she believes Independence Day is an autobiography.

[Sizro]

Yo mommaship so fat, her hotkey is fork

I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard just now.

[Esotde]

your mommaship so fat, big game hunters makes her stomach growl

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she can't even fit in the twilight fortress map

[Esotde]

yo mommaship so fat, there are 12 hamburgers in her control group

[Kraal]

Yo Mommaship so fat she got more gas than the whole map.

Yo Mommaship so fat she at your base when she at the enemy base too.

[Pwn]

Originally posted by Bornakk [Blizzard Poster]

Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

LOL.

[Wizbeski]

Yo mommaship so fat, when she enters the zerg base, all overlords start gravitating and orbiting around her.

[Jpaninfite]

why is this by FAR the most popular thread in here

[Sizro]

why is this by FAR the most popular thread in here

You must be new here. Welcome to Blizzard forums :D

[Ventus]

Yo mommaship so dumb AND fat she tried to find the cow level to get her BBQ on.

yo mommaship so fat, she couldn't even get into through the tp to cow level!

[Wizbeski]

Yo mommaship so fat, in the Alpha version there was a "land" option. Not only did the entire map become protoss, but she would never refuse to land. Ever.



Edit: My wife for hire!
+1 if you figure this random thing out

[Esotde]

yo mommaship so fat, her cool downs have reversed global warming

[Cordyceps]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she takes financial advice from Infestors.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she thinks Changelings are what you give your waiter.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she thinks a Void Ray is good advice for dealing with your ex.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she thinks High Templars are what you get from too many Gateways.

[Smileyface]

Give yo mommaship jokes to Changelings, GO!

[Cmmdrkeph]

Yo mammaship so dumb, she's afraid of THORs

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses Mass Recall at Hometown Buffet.

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, her other half is in the 'next' expansion.

[Wavemaster]

Zerg hate yo Mommaship, every time she comes across a Hive, all the Overlards start singin' "We are Family"!

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she takes financial advice from Infestors.You.

Take this internet. You've earned it.

[Nick]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she takes financial advice from Infestors.

Hi. Sell tickets to your standup?

[Oseven]

Edit: My wife for hire!
+1 if you figure this random thing out

To easy...

My life for Aiur.

[Draven]

Yo Mommaship so fat, that "Epic" doesen't even begin to describe how fat she is.

[Imasswisps]

Yo mommaship so fat, her only hard counter is a salad.

[Atralian]

Yo mommaship so fat, her only hard counter is a salad.

LOL. Brilliant.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she gets excited when Terran say M&M.

[Geryth]

Yo mommaship so fat, someone sending thousands of roaches through a nydus network into her kitchen doesn't keep her out of it.

[Rebelfist]

Yo mommaship so dumb she thinks she's a counter to mutalisks

[Rhythm]

yo mommaship so fat her fav dish is the planet cracker!!!

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat she sends your Probes to gather cake.

[Redscare]

some new ones from the Twitter trend

#YoMommaship so fat, she sat on a ultralisk and it learned burrow.

#YoMommaship so dumb, the last time she found a babysitter by herself, Aiur fell to the Zerg.

#YoMommaship so fat, she took a direct hit from a Nuke and thought it was a hot flash.

#YoMommaship so fat, she sat on a Planetary Fortress and turned it into a Bunker.

#YoMommaship so fat, she takes up two Missions.

[Kraal]

Yo Mommaship so fat it got shot down over a zerg base and turned it into a sunken colony.

Yo Mommaship so fat 5 probes already destroyed all the enemy's buildings by the time it got there.

[Pyrotic]

Yo Momma ship is so fat, She needs to be nerfed over and over in order to fit on the retail disc.

Yo Mommaship is so fat Starcraft 2 was split into 3 Releases in order to make her fit!

[Thebrassman]

Yo Mommaship is not fat, shes just big Droned.

[Kindread]

Such a perfect song for this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s&feature=channel

DOIN YOUR MOM! DOIN DOIN YOUR MOM! YOU KNOW WE STRAIGHT DOIN YOUR MOM!

Edit: The poster of the song =3 is dope. It's a Tosh.O type of show where he reviews viral videos. They made this song because someone had to!

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, no website has the space to store any screenshots of her.

[Kelsier]

The blizzard poster jokes should definitely become an easter egg! It should be given to a marine or thor to say! It would be great coming from the terran

[Mith]

Yo Mommaship so fat she gets attacked by Corruptors for the bonus vs Massive.




Yo Mommaship so fat she can be attacked by ground-only.




Yo Mommaship so dumb, she brought a towel to protect her from splash damage.

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat she thinks Lee Jaedong is a dessert

[Rilgon]

yo mommaship so fat she thinks Lee Jaedong is a dessert*worships*

[Rebelfist]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she brought a towel to protect her from splash damage.

That's easily one of the best ones that's been posted so far. You sir (or miss), win.

[Dramble]

Yo Mommaship so fat she beat David Kim by sitting on him

[Xel]

I love this thread =,)

[Kreychek]

Yo Mommaship so fat her gravity vortex is a passive!

[Rilgon]

The blizzard poster jokes should definitely become an easter egg! It should be given to a marine or thor to say! It would be great coming from the terranI think it would be better on the Battlecruisers, given their accent.

[Sillygoose]

Yo Mommaship is so fat the reason SC2 is taking so long to be released is cause they are trying to fit her ass in the game.

[Wubenese]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she thought Carriers looked like giant Twinkies.

[Volsky]

Yo Mommaship so fat battlecruisers are afraid to fire off the yatamato cannons in fear they will bounce back at them.

[Darkness]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she IS the planet, cracker.
All you need is a comma and this will be the best one yet.

Like that?

Yo mommaship so ugly, the army demand to be cloaked before they go out with her.

[Mjolnir]

Yo Mommaship so fat, it ain't the cloaking field; they hide in her shadow.

[Tokay]

Yo mommaship so fat newtonian physics can't properly chart her trajectory.

[Raphious]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Lady GaGa sported her for a head ornament.

[Atralian]

Yo mommaship so fat, she's the first reference listed under "fat" on urbandictionary.com

[Hikari]

Yo Mommaship so dumb, She ran away from a "Reaper" fearing death.

[Jpaninfite]

yo mommaship so fat...her anus is a nydus canal

[Hikari]

Yo Mommaship so ugly, she can't be Hallucinated.

Yo Mommaship so fat, she Rolls when you put her on "Patrol".

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat that Chuck Norris got lost inside her for three days when he round house kicked her.

[Supergeek]

Yo mommaship so fat, her stats are tracked with DOUBLEs.

Yo mommaship so stupid, she thought beta testing meant going to the aquarium.

Yo mommaship so ugly, Fog of War is to protect your eyes.

Yo mommaship so dumb, she thought Terran was what her clothes always do 'cause they don't sell her size anywhere.

Yo mommaship so stupid, she thought Protoss had something to with baseball.

Yo mommaship so fat, you can only find her by looking for the Hawking radiation.